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Lauren's Virtual Ball Pit
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To enter the virtual ball pit, you must have attained the height of 4'7 and weigh no more than 687 lbs, for obvious safety reasons. To enter, simply turn around three times and lick the screen - right here ( ). Lauren is not liable for injuries or deaths that may result. Women who are pregnant or may potentially be pregnant must not enter. Certain sexual side effects (erectile disfunction) may occur, for more information call Bob Dole.
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Okay - I have NO idea how to do this stuff. I just got bored one day and thought "Hey I think I'll go to Bartlesville." Turns out I didn't have any money or gas...and this is how I ended up here!That was this morning - now I'm at my friend's house...she doesn't want me to put her name because she's afraid that someone will come after her. However if you email me at the address below I'll give you her name, address and telephone number. (316-251-2510) Tonight we are going to the drive-in right after we have some hot meat, that's the only thing to do in the 'Ville where we live. Everyone goes there no matter what is on, for instance tonight we'll be "seeing" The Prince of Egypt and A Simple Plan! What a combo!Damn, the Drive-In is crazy. O, have some love next time buddy!
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"Helga" and I are both students at FKHS in C'ville, Kansas. Helga will be a junior while I'll be entering my senior year this fall. We both swim and dive, our favorite diving technique is the infamous "toothpick."We're both lifeguards at our country club pool, where I have been given the HIGH honor of "head lifeguard" - which basically means nothing at all.When we graduate from high school, if Helga's lucky, I will be attending Oklahoma State University, where I hope to double major in Journalism and Political Science. Helga will be attending SEK Vo-technical school, with an emphasis on foundry work. Her goal in life is to become an employee of Acme, a local foundry. They do not make elevator parts.
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Helga's House of Pain - Catchy name isn't it? You know you like it...
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Okay, so you've got me. There really is not Helga, I just like the name "Helga's House of Pain." It's really my friend Julie Brown, yes like the MTV veejay...but she's not here anymore so I don't have to protect her anonymity. I don't know why the first part of the page is basically hers too. I just was at her house and all of a sudden...WHAM! There it is! Anyway, if any of you would like to visit Helga's House of Pain, you will have to locate the John Charlesworth Natatorium, site of four state championships, and home to eight consecutive state champion teams, and Julie and I will strap you into the torture chamber...
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